10. It's a gigantic town hall meeting, and everyone is Sam Donaldson.

9. For some reason, everyone starts calling him "Mr. Dukakis."

8. Drifting in a lifeboat with Richard Simmons

7. People find out about that old Whitewater deal.

6. During press conference, can't stop saying (no).

5. Something to do with Gore in a sundress and pumps

4. He's in an operating room and surgeon is Socks, and he's still steamed about being neutered.

3. Some dweeb with a lame talk show will keep making fun of my love of French fries.

2. Can't get Streisand tickets

1. Can't get Streisand.