10. You'll never sit down again! 9. Singapore -- Spanking clean! 8. Screw with us, and we'll beat the crap out of you! 7. Singapore -- It's canerific! 6. Yeeeeee-ouuuuuuch! 5. We'll spray-paint any car for $99.95! 4. Give us a week, and we'll take off the flesh! 3. Drop your pants, round-eyes! 2. You can bet your ass you'll have fun! 1. Bend over!
From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 04/25/1994 | 
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