10. The way I'm always borrowing her white-out to paint my fingernails

9. My strict "No talking" policy during "The Montel Williams Show"

8. Having to feed the squirrel that lives in my hair

7. I'm just too damn goofy-lookin' to take seriously.

6. Every morning from 8:00 to 10:00, it's ping-pong with Ms. Carol Channing.

5. The unbearable stench of Vicks Vaporub and cheddar cheese

4. About three hundred times a day, I buzz her on the intercom and shout, "Breaker 109, good buddy."

3. When I'm out of town, I have that woman break into her house.

2. I frequently walk around the office in nothing but a Menendez wig.

1. The daily canings