10. My hairpiece glue dries faster in the warm California sun.

9. Carjackers who say "please" and "thank you"

8. Swimmin' pools. Movie stars.

7. Eating Fatburgers with a happenin' lady

6. Two words: James Caan

5. Woman who keeps breaking into my hotel room always leaves a mint.

4. Hangin' 10 with my main dude, Paul

3. Bob Barker spaying and neutering entire staff for free

2. Bitchin' keggers with Erik and Lyle

1. Drive-by mudslides