10. I can't believe it's not healthy.

9. Little pats of poison

8. You can't spell margarine without angina.

7. Pure chemical satisfaction!

6. Thought you were healthy? Well guess again Pepe!

5. For external use only

4. Which are you gonna believe -- boring laboratory studies, or cool TV commercials?

3. Give us a week, and we'll shut off your heart.

2. Elvis ate it, why don't you?

1. Mmm, mmm, dead!