10. It's cool how David Crosby can sing with a mouthful of Pop-Tarts

9. Hey, you 300,000 kids get out of my yard!

8. Check out Al Sharpton's tie-dyed jogging suit

7. There's something familiar about that old naked guy covered in oatmeal...Oh my god, it's Wilford Brimley!

6. Looks like Letterman's hair is having a bad trip

5. It's a three day festival of peace, love and...hey, which one of you muddy bastards stole my bankcard?

4. Aren't you the guy who took a leak on my tent back in '69?

3. Run for your lives. Rush Limbaugh's in the mosh pit

2. This must be bad acid! I could've sworn you said Lisa Marie Presley married Michael Jackson

1. This place is crawling with mud dorks