10. Horizontal stripes make you look fat.

9. Can't sting Zsa Zsa through all that makeup

8. Not one single killer bee in Congress

7. Dershowitz always tacks $300 dinners onto defense tab.

6. When other bees make fun of the size of your stinger in the shower

5. It's damn near impossible to get those little packages of airline peanuts open!

4. That Honey-nut Cheerios bee -- now there's a first class dweeb!

3. We're natural born killers, yet you don't see Oliver Stone bustin' his ass to make a film about us.

2. Plasticky aftertaste when you sting Michael Jackson.

1. What's the deal with Johnny Depp?