10. Come to this continent often?
9. How 'bout you and me taking a voyage to Motel-6?
8. Kiss me, I'm salty!
7. If all three of you come home with me, I'll name my ships after you.
6. Please, I've been at sea for five months, I beg you!
5. Can you help me navigate my way around that Wonderbra?
4. How many gold doubloons for a lap dance?
3. That's not a compass in my pocket, I'm just glad to see you.
2. Babe ahoy!
1. I've got a sea monster in my pants!
From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 10/10/1994