10. Come to this continent often?

9. How 'bout you and me taking a voyage to Motel-6?

8. Kiss me, I'm salty!

7. If all three of you come home with me, I'll name my ships after you.

6. Please, I've been at sea for five months, I beg you!

5. Can you help me navigate my way around that Wonderbra?

4. How many gold doubloons for a lap dance?

3. That's not a compass in my pocket, I'm just glad to see you.

2. Babe ahoy!

1. I've got a sea monster in my pants!