10. All right, I'll talk! Just stop tickling me! 9. The name's 'Rambo,' but friends call me 'Bunny.' 8. You figure skate pretty good, Francois, but I'm the best there is. 7. Leggo me eggo, you son of a bitch. 6. I don't care what round it is. He hit me; it hurt, and I'm quitting. 5. How long before I become a real woman, doctor? 4. Mom, have you seen my Jurassic Park underpants anywhere? 3. My name is Rocky Gump. 2. Hey, you've got a nice ass for a jockey. 1. I love you Richard Simmons!
From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 10/12/1994 |