10. Couldn't bear being stuck in Albany for another four years

9. Lost my motivation after I won that $70 million lotto

8. Ballots were miscounted by New York City high school graduates

7. Campaign speeches continually interrupted by Andrew Giuliani

6. Shouldn't have advertised on CBS prime time

5. Pataki sort of rhymes with hockey -- and people really love hockey!

4. Didn't have the good sense to get caught smoking crack in a Washington, D.C., hotel room

3. When Mr. Gotti says take a dive, you take a damn dive

2. Talked Mujibur into voting for him, but never convinced that thick-skulled bastard Sirajul

1. Three words: Campaign Manager Gump!