10. The Gingrich That Stole Christmas

9. Rush Limbaugh Eats a Reindeer

8. Bob Hope's Dizzy Dizzy Christmas

7. Frothy the Runny-Nosed Snow Monkey

6. Richard Simmons Sweatin' with Elves

5. Harvey Fierstein's Hanukkah on Fire Island

4. Van Damme Kick-Boxes Santa to Death

3. The Dave Letterman Christmas Spectacular

2. Joycelyn Elders' Mistletoe-For-One Special

1. Teddy the Red-Nosed Kennedy