10. Isn't it time we had a decent golfer in the White House?"

9. I'm not half as terrifying as that Newt guy."

8. Don't worry -- the surgeons didn't touch my brain.

7. Vote for change -- vote for a Republican draft dodger.

6. Quayle is as Quayle does.

5. Quayle: The other white meat

4. I promise I'll let Marilyn run the country.

3. Starts with Q -- just like courage!

2. Not dumb and dumber, dumbest!

1. Huh?