10. Honey, don't you think we should leave some cake for the guests

9. Friends of the bride and tabloid reporters posing as guests, sit to the right

8. Man-that Boutros Boutros can really dance!

7. I like this place. I hope she has her next wedding here

6. I've never seen a wedding toast made with gravy

5. The receiving line? It's over there next to the tattoo booth

4. I don't see your name on the guest list, Mr. Arnold

3. A 14-slice toaster! Perfect!

2. Do I get my sitcom now, Rosie?

1. I do...for now