10. Kept high-fiving Judge Ito and saying "bitchin' beard, Dude!"

9. At swearing-in, asked "you mean, like, I can't lie at all?"

8. He was an original member of the rock group ABBA

7. Repeatedly called Marcia Clark "mommy"

6. For last few months, he's been spending the night under Judge Ito's robe.

5. Once got really desperate and traded O.J.'s Heisman for a case of hair mousse

4. Shocking revelation that he's a long-lost Menendez brother

3. Was ABC's first choice to host the Academy Awards

2. Stumped when asked to spell "O.J."

1. Nickname: "Kato," real name: "Dorko"