10. Planned to build a house there for Paula Jones

9. Person who suggested investing in Whitewater now recommending CBS stock

8. Thought he was buying the Beverly Hillbillies old place

7. Once tried to elevate Mayor McCheese to cabinet level

6. Admitted that he'd once sexually harassed himself

5. According to his F.B.I. sources, that "Rupaul" chick is actually a dude!

4. Clintons' financial advisor at the time was Roger.

3. His lawyer tossed a French fry into his mouth after every good answer.

2. That "Oprah/Uma" thing was Hillary's idea.

1. His only witness...Rosa Lopez