10. Star Spangled Ninnies
—Postman Paul Davidson

9. Kmart Cowboys
—Chauffeur Daniel McCool

8. Ameridorks
—Nurse Helen Shaw

7. Newts
—Butler Alex Paterson

6. Velveeta eating hyenas
—Oxford professor Norman Lawrence

5. Regis Loving Geeks
—Fish & Chips shop manager Elizbeth Hannah

4. Mighty Morphin Pinheads
—Pub employee Lee Dorrington

3. Tea dumping psychos
—British Airways flight attendant Jimmy Clarke

2. Jerks 90210
—Barrister Stanley Evans

1. Gumps
—Poet Ivor Fishbone