10. When your hand is too tired from signing autographs to make a fist

9. They get all huffy when you crack their skull with a Louisville Slugger

8. Don't understand the pressure of making $18,000 an at bat

7. When they give me their liver -- and I don't need a new liver!

6. When fans try to adjust your cup

5. After you finish bloodying their nose, they almost never share their nachos with you

4. They keep confusing him with Pittsburgh Pirates' "Hungarian Goulash Davis"

3. Don't understand that it's hard to keep your temper under control when you're full of steroids

2. Think only New York players can act like jerks

1. Can't take a punch Chili Davis'