10. I'm trying to move the show to the BBC

9. Kato is crashing at my house for the week

8. I figure, as a rich American with bad hair, I've got a good chance with Fergie

7. Squeegee guys with really cool accents

6. Periodically, Ed Sullivan Theater has to be defrosted

5. CBS wants me out of town when they announce they're going out of business

4. It's that time of year when New York starts to smell funny

3. Just an elaborate set-up that lets me screw with some Dutch people (shot)

2. For once, I'd like to break the speed limit on the other side of the road

1. Newark was booked solid