10. Often writes letters to "Penthouse" signed "Packing Wood In Washington"

9. Had a brief sexual encounter with the Liberty Bell

8. Those creepy Calvin Klein commercials? Packwood's idea

7. Admits to having a schoolgirl crush on Phil Gramm

6. Woke up naked one morning in the lap of the Abraham Lincoln statue

5. Once broke into Frank Perdue warehouse and spent entire weekend groping chicken parts

4. Has recurring dream where he gets to second base with Betsy Ross

3. Once cold-cocked by Janet Reno

2. Refers to his tongue as "The Ethics Probe"

1. Has had more sex on his desk than Newt Gingrich