10. Passengers who throw up in back seat

9. My brakes don't work for crap

8. Idiots who slow down for red lights

7. When New York smells like eggs

6. City won't allow a Donut-a-pult in my cab

5. Customers who don't speak English

4. Crybabies that sue when you run them over

3. Drivers from New Jersey

2. Talk show dorks who leave the scene of the accident

1. People who pronounce my name "Oatmeal"