10. Mariel Hemingway mistakes Rush Limbaugh for a cab and tries to ride him to work

9. Dialogue lifted word-for-word from Bob Packwood's diary

8. All the bass fishing tips

7. Amazing computer-generated "Hoss" from old "Bonanza" series

6. Seductive temptress portrayed by this woman (VT peach-eating woman)

5. Entire show packed top-to-bottom with "you might be a redneck if..." jokes

4. Off-camera voice of Calvin Klein keeps saying, "You have a lovely body...do you work out?"

3. Main plot is a love triangle between a man, a woman and a donut-a-pult

2. O.J.'s hilarious cameo as a hot dog vendor with bloody tongs

1. The damn thing could be a hit -- and it's on CBS!