10. Going to 7-11's, threatening to turn off the surveillance cameras

9. Becoming the first American to watch "Central Park West"

8. Going to strip clubs getting lapdanced until he "reaches a verdict," if you know what I mean

7. Getting that long-promised backrub from juror number 8

6. Wandering through other courtrooms randomly dismissing jurors

5. Release a workout video: "How to lose weight while sitting on your ass"

4. Hit the beach with a beard-ful of sun-in

3. Nintendo with the Menendez brothers

2. Finishing up his book, "How to satisfy a woman attorney every time"

1. Getting wasted with the Culkin kids