10. Going to 7-11's, threatening to turn off the surveillance cameras
9. Becoming the first American to watch "Central Park West"
8. Going to strip clubs getting lapdanced until he "reaches a verdict," if you know what I mean
7. Getting that long-promised backrub from juror number 8
6. Wandering through other courtrooms randomly dismissing jurors
5. Release a workout video: "How to lose weight while sitting on your ass"
4. Hit the beach with a beard-ful of sun-in
3. Nintendo with the Menendez brothers
2. Finishing up his book, "How to satisfy a woman attorney every time"
1. Getting wasted with the Culkin kids
From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 10/03/1995