10. Dropping by his old prison cell for a dip in the Jacuzzi

9. Putting bumper sticker on car: "Honk if you're the real killers"

8. Hitting, uh, golf balls

7. Taking the Bronco out onto the highway and cranking it up to 47 MPH

6. Jumping out of hedges in front of Kato and scaring the crap out of him

5. Perfecting his "killer Margaritas"

4. Doing surprise walk-ons in other murder trials

3. Reading the new Late Show Book of Lists, available now for just $16 at bookstores everywhere (adda of book cover)

2. Joking with his buddies, "I'll tell you who's the real butcher -- whoever gave Letterman that haircut!"

1. Getting 'faced with F. Lee Other Ways O.J. Is Relaxing