10. A heart attack means you get to ride in an ambulance with all the sirens going

9. By New York law, you can eat anything that ends up in your shovel

8. Sometimes, when nobody's looking, I "write" my name in the snow

7. The city gives you a free subway token for every mob informant you dig up

6. Big tips from the hookers when you clear off their stretch of the sidewalk

5. One hour shoveling equals two hours of the Buttmaster

4. It's a good opportunity to reflect on the futility and meaninglessness of life

3. You get to wear Isotoner gloves, just like The Juice

2. It's fun to "accidentally" cover Trump's limo with snow

1. Frankly, chicks dig guys with big shovels