10. When a coach slams a helmet on your head and has you go in for a couple plays

9. When Michael Irvin shows up wearing more jewelry than us

8. Being charged by the airline for an extra seat for all of our hair

7. Getting in line at the concession stand behind John Madden

6. When Troy Aikman has a concussion and keeps calling you "Larry"

5. When you step in the stadium nacho cheese sauce and have to throw your boots away

4. Carpal tunnel pom-pom syndrome

3. Every few months being called to the White House to cheer up the president

2. After the crowd gives you a "C" and an "O" and a "W" and a "B" and an "O" and a "Y" and an "S" and you ask them what they have and they don't know

1. Cowboys who actually smell like cows