10. Real name: "Alexander Lamar"

9. On weekends wears a red flannel mini-skirt

8. Plans to wipe out deficit by holding up Ross Perot at an ATM

7. Was the "Lamar" in "Siegfried and Roy and Lamar"

6. Was taught to wear flannel shirts by his adoptive lesbian parents

5. As Tennessee governor, once illustrated need for cutbacks by chopping off own thumb

4. In the early 70's, was Liberace's chauffeur

3. Has also done it on Newt's desk

2. Borrows his flannel shirts from his secret lover, Stu the Lumberjack

1. Wife once blurted, "In the sack, he ain't exactly Alexander the Great"