10. Fresh Prince of Bel Air -- Prince is no longer fresh after March 15

9. Friends -- These people are richer and better-looking than you'll ever be

8. Almost Perfect -- Show is actually nowhere near perfect

7. The Single Guy -- Because we follow "Friends," we could show cheese for half an hour and still be a hit

6. Murder, She Wrote -- Episode may contain actors you thought were dead

5. America's Funniest Home Videos -- May contain some Canadian and/or Mexican home videos

4. Murder One -- Don't get too attached to this show. It probably won't be around long

3. E.R. -- Odds are one in a million your doctor will look like George Clooney

2. Walker, Texas Ranger -- May contain scenes of Chuck Norris trying to act

1. The Nanny -- Sound of Fran Drescher's voice may cause impotence