10. People always tell me I look just like Norm Abram

9. Excuse me, would you mind brushing the sawdust out of my back hair?

8. When the jackhammer brakes down, they use me

7. Your skin looks as soft and pink as Owens-Corning fiberglass insulation

6. Ever done it on a pile of rubble?

5. You take my breath away, like that time I passed out in a septic tank

4. Can I borrow that chiffon blouse sometime?

3. I'm 36 years old and I still carry a lunch box -- doesn't that make you hot?

2. If you won't go out with me, Liz Taylor will

1. Kiss me, I'm sweaty