10. Breathtaking view of Marv Albert's hairpiece

9. Something satisfying about knowing I'm exactly twice the height of Ross Perot

8. Thin air around my head gives me a peaceful, woozy feeling

7. I don't know if you know this, Dave, but it's easier to play basketball if you're, like, really tall

6. You can sit behind Don King in the movies and still see the screen

5. Easy to stay awake driving when your head is sticking out of the sunroof

4. You get to go by the deliciously ironic nickname "Tiny."

3. You can hit the big and tall stores with Roger Ebert

2. It's an honor to help President Clinton climb back into the window at 4 AM

1. You can make $14 million a year without switiching networks