10. The papers call me 'Dr. Death,' but the ladies call me 'Dr. Love'

9. Can I buy you a cyanide margarita?

8. You are drop-dead gorgeous!

7. I have needs that can't be met by killing people in the back of my van

6. Want to hear about my new suicide technique? Swimming the Hudson

5. You'll never go out with anyone else again

4. My friends say I look like Brad Pitt -- but the probably just say that so I don't kill them

3. If you put a quarter in my suicide machine, it vibrates

2. In my professional medical opinion, you are terminally hot

1. How about a non-lethal injection?