10. Shouldn't have listened to new campaign advisor Hugh Grant

9. Was courting the often-neglected "Hooker demographic"

8. After a day of being a two-faced political weasel, a fella gets awful lonely

7. Thought she was just there to show him how to use the hotel's Craftmatic adjustable bed

6. Misunderstood when President Clinton asked him to "poll some women"

5. Didn't pay for sex -- paid for excellent ideas on foreign policy

4. For a brief moment, got confused and thought he was the President

3. Just trying to win key endorsement from Charlie Sheen

2. Used the old formula: Marion Barry and hookers = re-election

1. Always thought it was okay to screw a taxpayer