10. Testimony was given under the influence of styling mousse vapors

9. One time at a party, he saw Robert Shapiro slow-dancing with Johnnie Cochran

8. Name "Kato" is actually Cherokee Indian word meaning "freeloading goofball"

7. O.J. called him every week from prison to make sure he was taping "Blossom"

6. Fake beard in Ford Bronco was actually one of Letterman's old hairpieces

5. O.J. once asked him, "If you commit murder, do they take away your Heisman Trophy?"

4. O.J. was so distraught over the killings, he kept missing really easy putts

3. Kato asked the judge, "Mind if I, like, crash here in the witness box for a coupla weeks?"

2. Says he's still not sure if O.J. did it, but the guy can make a "killer" omelette

1. Fifteen hours of testimony and not a single verb