10. Just wanted to get the game over with and watch the "X Files"

9. Too much pre-game gumbo

8. All of their defensive plays were choreographed by dance legend Martha Graham

7. Thought wearing those cheese hats was punishment enough for Green Bay fans

6. One too many late night "strategy sessions" with Michael Irvin

5. On a dare, Bledsoe played entire game with live crawfish in his pants

4. Spent too much time studying game film from Bud Bowl III

3. Players upset by rumor of surprise halftime appearance by Kathie Lee Gifford

2. Over-confident from pre-game practice with the Jets

1. With six games to go, it's still anyone's series