10. Honorary Menendez 9. Just had mustache revoked 8. Great at right turns 7. Fake I.D. 6. Coolest guy at the DMV 5. President of the Michael Bolton fan club 4. Has never "merged" 3. Oh no, I don't need sunblock 2. Just saw Biff Henderson without his shirt 1. The Unadriver
From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 02/04/1997 |