10. I don't know whether it was Milli or Vanilli, but one of them just parked my car!

9. No, Dr. Kevorkian, we don't need any help with the `Unplugged' segments

8. I just found Robert Downey Jr. asleep on my dressing room floor

7. A confused Indonesian guy just gave a million dollars to the band, Presidents of the United States of America

6. It's only your acceptance speech, Mrs. Clinton. You don't need a lawyer

5. That's funny -- Marilyn Manson looks completely normal standing next to Michael Jackson

4. They just brought in Da Noise, but Da Funk is stuck in traffic on the West Side Highway

3. Oh my God -- Hillary Clinton just left with Rob Zombie!

2. Ellen DeGeneres announced she's a lesbian -- and so did Richard Simmons!

1. Run for your lives! It's Tiny Tim!