10. I'll take `Questions So Easy Even a Celebrity Has a Chance' for $1,000, Alex

9. Nobody's buzzing in -- Robert Downey Jr. just fell asleep on the button

8. Pamela Anderson sure knows her 18th century European statesmen

7. I'm sorry, Mr. Brando, but your answer must be in the form of the English language

6. That's incorrect -- but we'll give you the points anyway, O.J.

5. For the last time, Mr. Sajak, you cannot buy a vowel

4. It doesn't seem fair to have an `Overweight Drunks' category the same night Ted Kennedy is on

3. Ms. Parton, you give new meaning to the phrase `Daily Double'

2. Somebody ought to tell Charlie Sheen to stop hitting on Ellen DeGeneres

1. Oh my God -- it's the ghost of Paul Lynde, and he's demanding to be center square!