10. According to rules, your "talent" can't be "just standing around looking hot"

9. All that smiling gives your cheeks carpal tunnel syndrome

8. Long lines at Atlantic City's only all-night tattoo parlor

7. The fear that someone will find those old pictures of you with Danny Bonaduce

6. Winner no longer allowed to exchange scholarship money for malt liquor

5. The tiara screws up radio reception on your Walkman

4. Miss Teen U.S.A. keeps asking to borrow the car

3. Constant proposals from celebrity judge Larry King

2. If you borrow Miss New York's mascara, she breaks your thumbs

1. Two words: sash rash