10. Haven't I downloaded naked pictures of you before?

9. Just close your eyes and pretend you're using a mouse.

8. Care to run your fingers through my ridiculous five dollar haircut?

7. You haven't lived until you've watched 'Revenge of the Nerds' on laser disc.

6. Looking at you, I'm neither micro nor soft.

5. Do you come here often? I don't, because I'm busy making billions of dollars.

4. How would you like to be my human laptop?

3. So, who do I make the check out to?

2. I beat Michael Jackson for the title of world's richest virgin.

1. I control