How come Texas A&M couldn't put on a nativity scene?
Because they couldnt find three wise men or a virgin!
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Miss Piggy "Artichokes ... are just plain annoying.... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead."