A kid stands up in class and says, "Teacher, teacher, does honey have legs?" And the teacher replies, "No, why do you ask?" "Because," says the little boy, "Last night I heard my dad saying, 'honey open your legs, honey open your legs!'"
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Henry Youngman I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.