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True Stories Jokes: Best Resignation Letter 2





Best Resignation Letter 2



FAO : Lisa S. Bramer

Please take note of the fact that I am hereby tendering my resignation from ***, effective, September 1, 2000.

While I have a high degree of personal respect for you and the opportunities you have offered me, I am no longer comfortable working for a technology organization largely populated by politocrats, vengeful rivalries, and fiefdoms
reminiscent of imperial Chinese literature. In fact, I dare
say that I would rather be tied in a leather bag with ravenous, rabid ocelots than remain at this company any longer than the next two weeks.

It was my sincere hope that the reptilian extraterrestrial
tyrants who clandestinely own and operate the Technology Group would reveal themselves during my tenure here, but it appears they are far cannier then I ever gave them credit for. Hopefully, their insidious plot to befoul the Americanfinancial industry with foolish and ill-advised technology policies will eventually be revealed, but until then it seems their plans may march on uncontested.
I give you due credit, for choosing to remain here to fight this hideous alien menace from within.

Godspeed, and may the Force be with you.

Sincerely,
Tom Flander


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