10. Elves always "accidentally" grabbing your ass.

9. When management hires Mexican Rockettes for$69 per hour.

8. Other girl's shoes flying off and hitting you inthe face.

7. 221 years of independence and not a singleRockette President.

6. Sharing a locker room with the gin-swilling ex-conthat plays Santa.

5. When people at high school reunion confuse "RadioCity" with "Radio Shack."

4. Months after Christmas, you're still coughing upsequins.

3. Hard to concentrate on dancing when we could belistening to Letterman's new CD available for only$98 at record stores everywhere!

2. Eight-year-old boys who yell, "Take it off!"

1. Sick of getting pelted with Milk Duds.