10. Deck The Halls With Useless Junk / Martha Stewart Made While SheWasDrunk! (Deck The Halls)

9. Rudolph The New York Mayor / Wore A Very Lovely Dress (RudolphThe Red-Nosed Reindeer)

8. Latrell Sprewell's Choking Santa Claus (I Saw Mommy Kissing SantaClaus)

7. McCaughey (McCoy) Septuplets / McCaughey Septuplets / We ForgetTheirNames (Jingle Bells)

6. We're Beginning To Get A Little Tired / Of Hearing Ellen's Gay (It'sBeginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas)

5. I'm Worried About El Nino / But Don't Know What The Hell It Is (WhiteChristmas)

4. We Forgot How This Ends / Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum (Little Drummer Boy)

3. We Wish We Were

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