10. My Zamboni or yours?
—Keith Tkachuk, Phoenix Coyotes

9. Baby, I can make you do the wave
—Tony Amonte, Chicago Blackhawks

8. You're my only chance to score more than Gretzky.
—Chris Chelios, Chicago Blackhawks

7. I'm Stanley. Would you like to see my cup?
—Mike Richter, New York Rangers

6. Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
—Mike Modano, Dallas Stars

5. I said, 'Would you like a puck?'
—John Vanbiesbrouck, Florida Panthers

4. My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
—Pat LaFontaine, New York Rangers

3. Hey, you want to be my intern?
—Jeremy Roenick, Phoenix Coyotes

2. In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
—Billy Guerin, New Jersey Devils

1. I've got a curved stick."
—Brett Hull, St. Louis Blues