10. Every week, mom leaves at least one of us at the racetrack.

9. Parents haven't even named three of us.

8. Even in new family van, someone has to ride the glove compartment.

7. More dirty laundry than the Clintons.

6. Six fish sticks per box, so one of us always get screwed.

5. U.N. made too many concessions in deal with Saddam.

4. At dinnertimer, parents just throw raw beef into the crib and run.

3. Smart-ass babysitter who ask, "Which one of you is Sneezy?"

2. When dad's in a hurry and puts four of us in the same diaper.

1. Birthday presents marked "To whom it may concern."