10. Harvey, the Really Gay Georgia Bulldog

9. The University of Miami Propeller-Scarred Manatee

8. Zitboy, the M.I.T. Virgin

7. Zsa Zsa Ga-Bear

6. The Singin' Dancin' Wonderbra

5. The UCLA Janitor with Mysterious Patches of Hair on His Back

4. Pantsless Ol' Earl

3. The Clemson Creepy Guy Who Graduated Years Ago But Still Shows Up

2. Sniffles, the Big Cuddly Sinus Infection

1. The Notre Dame Fighting Intern