10. CBS programming executive

9. Pillsbury doughboy stomach poker

8. You know the guy who collects all the change from pool hall vending machines -- his assistant

7. The U.S. ambassador to David Hasselhoff

6. George Michael's men's room attendant

5. Any job where you're required to use the word "frappuchino."

4. Paul Shaffer's mid-show scalp masseur

3. Dairy Queen's senior vice president in charge of scrumpdillyiciousness

2. Talk show host forced to say the word "scrumpdillyiciousness" on national television

1. Paula Jones' attorney