10. Taco Bell cook in charge of deep-frying the Chihuahuas.

9. Times Square sidewalk-stain remover.

8. Summer sparring partner for the New York Knicks.

7. U.S. census worker in charge of counting Starbucks.

6. Dead animal disposal, Disney's Animal Kingdom.

5. Subway token taster.

4. U.N. weapons inspector assigned to dig through piles of Saddam Hussein's undershirts.

3. Cleaning up after Biff's spin art.

2. Hooker at a "Star Trek" convention.

1. President of CBS.