10. 118

9. 117

8. 117 below

7. The low to mid 140's

6. Whatever temperature it is in this godforsaken Ed Sullivan Theater -- am I right, people?

5. 1581 102 397 8546 (I'm sorry, that is Paul's American Express number)

4. 55 (Sammy Hagar only)

3. 150 below (Coincidentally, also the current temperature of James Brolin's film career)

2. Two words: Twenty two

1. Unbelievably freakin' hot