10. Asking Janet Reno, "How's the air up there?"

9. Using the word "scrumpdily-icious" during a State of the Union address.

8. Attempting to reheat unpopped microwave popcorn.

7. Whistling a "Backstreet Boys" song in public.

6. Ever, under any circumstances using the expression, "Cool beans!"

5. Your name is Charles, but you call yourself "Chaz."

4. Taking an intern up in an F-16 fighter plane to join the "7 G's" club.

3. Failure to "get jiggy with it."

2. Moving your late night talk show from NBC to CBS.

1. Whatever President Clinton did today.